By agreeing to lick Tiger Woods putter for thousands of dollars 15 thousand by the way, is the number I’ve heard she has set in motion a series of coincidences that threaten to, by guilt through association tarnish my fine name. Check back in a week for Mitch’s journal about his one date with Loredana Jolie. I just had a meeting with a really cool Television writer and I’m working on a new really funny tv show that we’re going to try to sell to a network, so I’ll be sure to keep everyone up to date on that. Please upgrade your flash player. Have a great Holiday and that includes you Erin Snodgrass or whatever Tigers soon to be ex-wifes name is, if you need a real man to keep you company use my SAY NOW number and I’ll come over as soon as I can:
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It was a cold crisp October day when I arrived at Bauer’s Bakery in Queens on the day that a seemingly inconsequential item called a camera would document an incident that would forever intertwine my life with golfing legend Tiger Woods. Unlike a song once a joke is told I didn’t quite grasp fate you could listen to it again.
Have a great Holiday and that includes you Erin Snodgrass or whatever Tigers soon to be ex-wifes name is, if you need a real man to keep you company use my SAY NOW number and I’ll come over as soon as I can: If you can learn anything, anything at all from this incident, if just one future young comedian is helped by this sad confession, then in truth, it will all be worth it.
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By agreeing to lick Tiger Woods putter for thousands of dollars 15 thousand by the way, is the number I’ve heard she has set in motion a series of coincidences that threaten to, by guilt through association tarnish my fine name. So my conscience is now clear, my penis drained and my pride reinvigorated. Using this connection I asked them if they could “get” me two Playboy models to use for the cover of my CD. I briefly thought of keeping these torrid facts to myself, but truth has a nasty way of needling it’s way into our daily fiber so I, with the blessing of my ex-fiances offer up this story.
The introduction of facts from your past that you quickly ascertain presents you with two choices, either to run like a cowardly schoolboy or instead proudly man up and confront the scandalous truth with your head held high. I call my confession, simply “My Night with Tiger Woods”. Once I had named the CD “Miniskirts and Muffins” the idea of the cover came to me quite easily, I would pose in a Miniskirts and Muffins bakery with muffins and hot babes in miniskirts.
Regardless she’s an insanely hot girl, who coincidentally was very high maintenance when I worked with her. December, My Night with Tiger Woods Every now and then history presents you with a situation that you are forced to face head on.
I was luckily very mistaken in this thought as Miniskirts and Muffins launched my career and it has lead to the current fame I now enjoy.
I was confused why a comedian would even make a CD and relinquish material that couldn’t be used again. Ironically she micth very concerned that we wouldn’t “show” her topless on the cover even though she was a playboy girl because she was scared her parents would see it. Loredana, sweet, not so innocent Miniskirt and Muffin cover girl Loredana was Tigers twelfth girl but more delicious then this fact, she miitch an alleged high paid escort who engaged in group sex with the golfer we’ve come to know and love!
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Webboy, a self professed porn addict, who runs my website wrote me a text on Friday Dec 11th, reading “Loredana Jolie is all over the news dude! And this twelfth girl dear reader is where your humble comedian now finds himself mhffins to a part of history that will endure for decades to come.
I let the chips fall where they may.
It was different to me then a music CD in that, how could you “listen” to a bit twice. Tiger has hopelessly entwined himself in the scandal of the decade, which I now call “pussygate”. Who could have known?
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I’m sure however that you’ll mminiskirts after reading my tale of passion that I will forever be linked with our miniskitrs hero. I invite TMZ to give me their best shot and stalk me about this indiscretion.
I just had a meeting with a really cool Television writer and I’m working on a new really funny tv show that we’re going to try to sell to a network, so I’ll be sure to keep everyone up to date on that. At every new report of a “Tiger girl” we greedily lap up each new nugget of information.
Not only had Webboy un-earthed this stunning fact, he had astutely kept all the pictures from that fateful day in and they are now yours for free with a purchase of Miniskirts and Muffins.
Coincidentally around this time I had started to write articles for Playboy magazine. They agreed and sent me photos of about 10 girls and told me I could have any of them for a nominal fee.
I decided that in order to get my mind off of my romantic mishaps this would be the perfect distraction. In my mind at that time, I never really understood how comedy on a CD would work. It’s funny looking back, but if I had gone through with the marriage and not released a CD this whole torrid tale would be moot. Only joking, you can view them for free, but since I must now go into hiding you might as well support the cause and purchase the CD that has changed a nation and is now destined to be a collectors item!
Everyone’s asking me what my next step will be. I had serious reservations about releasing a CD.